Are you using torquemada’s chain on me? Because I feel a bone pulling….
You must be in possession of Johann Maelzel’s Metronome because your smile is the only thing that keeps my heart ticking.
is that your Farnsworth or are you happy to see me?
Is that a tessla in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you wearing Alessandro Volta’s lab coat? ‘Cause I’m attracted to you.
—jadziadaaaaax
Just call me primordial tar because I’m going to pull you.
—jadziadaaaaax
Are you wearing Muhammad Ali’s boxing gloves? ‘Cause I saw stars when I looked at you.
—jadziadaaaaax
Are you smoking Rudolph Valentino’s cigarette? ‘Cause I’m infatuated with you.
—jadziadaaaaax
Are you wearing an imperceptor vest ‘cause my knickers just mysteriously fell off.
—alohamia
I’m gonna need the phoenix because you set me on fire.
—jadziadaaaaax
Claudia gave you an 8.5. I give a 10.0.
—steampunkangel
I don’t need Godfrid’s spoon to make you hot, darling.
—dreammaker-heartbreaker
You got a Tesla in your pocket? ‘Cause that ass is electrifying.
“Did you happen to ring Pavlov’s Bell? You have me absolutely dripping.”
-originally submitted by anonymous
“Did you just play Eric Marsden’s record? Because I experienced euphoria when I came near you.”
-submitted by jadziadaaaaax.
